January 2011
Said this joke about 5 times..
“Yeah, I have work today. I go in at four and get off at eight. Then my shift ends at nine thirty.” 
Jan 31st
Can't wait for some ink on my skin...
Jan 31st
“The ink of a scholar is worth a thousand times more than the blood of a martyr.”
– Lupe Fiasco
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This blunt got me feelin like I haven't ate for...
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“All the world’s ills, sittin on chrome 24-inch wheels.”
– Lupe Fiasco 
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“Yes, you will be in Hell, but I will feel better having you there. That is what...”
– Dr. Cuddy
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Funny Stories from the Dollar Tree
So. Today at work, a couple of silly things happened. 1. A little girls is holding her mom’s purse and trying to pick out valentines day cards. As her hands are full, she decides to hold the purse with her knees. She says to her mother “Mommy, is it okay if I put this between my legs?” Now… I don’t have an overly perverse mind. But… Come on. That was too easy. I...
Jan 30th
Nobody texted me today.
What a bad Saturday. Running out of ciggs, sitting home alone doing nothing, phone rang once (daily update from my bank), Had to work, was late to work… Bleh. If I don’t do anything I might commit suicide. In a Japanese ritualistic way… 
Jan 30th
“The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in...”
– Henry Steele Commager (via libraryland)
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“Plan was to drink till the pain ‘s over but what’s worse? The pain...”
– Kanye West
Jan 29th
Nicki Minaj on SNL... Yes plz. →
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I don't get this tumblr shit!
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I'm so dumb.
1. I need to stop with the crushing like a fucking middle school girl. I mean this shit is, fucking ridiculous. Especially the taken ones. Like… Fuxs wrong with me. 2. I just ate soap. ‘Nuff said. 3. Kim Ann and Kelly Ann are different people. Why on Earth did I not see this? I’m so dumb.  
Jan 28th
I was about to post something...
Then I remembered no one reads this shit! Got a good chuckle out of that. Off to bed now. 
Jan 28th
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So weird to follow people who don't know you...
Jan 28th
I feel like writing.
And so, here I am. I’m not going to worry about my spelling, so fuck that shit. It’s like…. wtf 430. Okay, no backspace. Hell, I won’t even look at what I’m typing. So, Nicki Minaja. I take back what I said about you. You’re not bad. I guiess. You’re alright. Ego’s a bit big for a newbie though. And I still hate anyone who puts you on JZs lvl…...
Jan 28th
“I feel like I wanna be, inside you, when the sun goes down..”
– Cassius
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“Everywhere I look, I just see you, On your own… All that it took, Was one...”
– Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs
Jan 28th
“It’s like, don’t give the black man food, give red man liquor. Red...”
– Lupe Fiasco 
Jan 28th
I call it... Mind vomit.
I’m going to share with you.. My brain.  Read it all, or read none. There is no part, only a whole.  Ready?  Today at McDonalds… I was playing with my dice while waiting for my food. Not many people know this, but I’m actually pretty superstitious. I don’t step on cracks, I believe in luck and I sometimes make decisions based on a dice roll or flip of a coin. My lucky coin...
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“Unemployment line, credit card declined… Did I not mention I was about to...”
– Fergie
Jan 28th
Okay. Tumble. Stop unfollowing people you asshat.
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I didn't know protestation was a word until my...
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There's a reason we're best friends.
Amanda Jean: why does everyone thats in a relationship break up and get back together a thousand times.. i think were all stupid dirty whores.
Quay St.Clair: Humans are fickle. And breaking up is easier then fixing a dead relationship. But then the possibility of having to start over is scary. So... Rinse and repeat.
Amanda Jean: okay fine..but wut about the omg i think i love him now but oh wait no i love u. wait now i love ur best friend. wait we cant be together we went away to college. oh wait but i cheated on u. but i still love u but oh wait now im gunna leave u and then get a new bf n then leave him n go back to u just to break up with u ! dirty fucking sluts.
Quay St.Clair: Well. That all comes from people not knowing what they want. Or reacting to problems in their relationship the wrong way. Problems should be talked about and fixed together. Instead of doing that, we tend to act out. Cheating of threatening to leave or whatever. Or simply not knowing what you want yet. Some people even get into relationships KNOWING they don't really like the other person. They're just lonely or looking for something to do. The foundation of a relationships needs to be strong for it to work. That includes trust, honesty, mutual respect, good communication, and obviously physical attraction. Without that you have a bad break up waiting to happen.
Amanda Jean: omg u sound lyk ur so smart about it. yet ur still a stupid dirty whore when its happening !
Amanda Jean: and every person that used to think i was stupid for doing that.. has now done it. just sayinn
Quay St.Clair: Bitch. My last relationship was two years ago. The fuck are you talking about? I like to think I learned my lesson.
Yeah. Everyone will do it. You can warn someone about it but that's love. Gotta learn your lessons the hard way.
Amanda Jean: bitch.. i dnt think anyone will ever learn to not do it.
Quay St.Clair: That... Is where you're wrong. The "easy" way just looks more attractive short term. Gotta rise above that shit. If someone's really worth it. You'll cut the bullshit for them.
Amanda Jean: okay agreed
Jan 27th
“Nicki what you think? I got two white Russians but we also need some drinks.”
– Kanye West
Jan 27th
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So, two completely unrelated things happened...
1. My new headphone Amp arrived today. 2. I signed up for classes in american sign language and lip reading.
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My fingers hurt...
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Haven't thought of a title yet.
He said, then she said. The drama fills me with dread. How do I know what was said by you, and still have no idea what is true? Don’t want to believe you’re lying, evil plots. The entire situation has my stomach in knots. How is it that everyone is hurt, and yet still, lies, you blurt. Seems like there is a deeper issue… Would you share with me? I have tissue. Not afraid to...
Jan 27th
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Bitches need to stop falling in love before they...
About to go shovel, but first…. Okay. So, a couple things have happened since we last talked. Well. Nothing really important, just more expansion of my horizon. Meeting people, or at least trying to, and coming out of this cast iron shell I built around myself years ago. I woke up today and even though I don’t miss her anymore, I immediately realized it’s been almost two years...
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